Repartee

Some people have the talent for excellent, witty comebacks. Their sharp minds and sensesrepartee-Einstein of humor are often enviable to us.  How often have we composed the absolutely perfect witty retort to somebody’s comment…hours or days later?  Oh, if we could only have access to a time machine.

“A woman on a very hot day: Good afternoon, Mr. Berra. My you look mighty cool today. Yogi Berra: Thank you ma’am.  You don’t look so hot yourself.”repartee-HHDL

Tales and anecdotes regarding quick, witty replies have been cherished over the centuries.  The ancient Greeks were famous for their wisdom and wit.

“The Spartan Dienekes was told that the Persian archers were so numerous that when they fired their volleys, their arrows would blot out the sun. He responded with “So much the better, we’ll fight in the shade””–Herodotus

repartee-TwainThe best repartee is attributed to those rare folks, who under some discomfort, keep their minds clear and deliver a swift and perfect retort.  Most of us rarely enjoy such clever moments while under stress.  We either blush and take the insult or stammer some lame response. The appearance of the perfect retort, later on, is called “staircase wit”.

“Peter Lorre: You despise me, don’t you? Humphrey Bogart:  Well, if I gave it any thought, I would.”

My favorite writer was famous for his wit and repartee.

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” -Mark Twain

I’ll pass a few more examples of repartee along for you to digest.repartee-violence

“An elderly German gentleman glancing at another man: You know, you look a lot like Herr Kisinger.
Kisinger: A lot of people tell me that.”

repartee-Mozart“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”–Mae West

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” -Stephen Bishop

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” -Billy Wilder

I hope these seeds of repartee sprout something original from you.

Ciao

 

1978veryhappyme
The Blue Jay of Happiness likes this one from Paul Fussel:
“Person 1: Have a nice day!
Person 2: Thank you, but I have other plans”.

 

About swabby429

An eclectic guy who likes to observe the world around him and comment about those observations.
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